Friday, 18 December 2009
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THINGS THAT ONLY SANTA CLAUSE CAN GET AWAY WITH!
Today I realized that I haven’t posted anything in a while. (Too busy living life, to have time to write about, don’t worry, nothing too exciting) And with the ChristmaHanaKwanza holiday soon upon us, I know I will be too busy sending family members lumps of coal, evil stares, and restraining orders to remember to send out a nice seasonal blog to the Xanga community. So here is something I’ve been thinking about, things that only Santa can get away with doing:
1) Only Santa can “see you when you’re sleeping, and know when you’re awake”. When other people do it, its called stalking.
2) Only Santa can get thousands of little children to sit on his lap. When other older men do it, its called being a pedophile.
3) Only Santa can break into your house. When other people do it, they usually take stuff, and that kinda sucks.
4) Only Santa can pull off tacky bright red suits. When other people do it, we nominate them for an appearance on the tv show “What not to wear”.
5) Only Santa can have is main source of transportation pulled by animals. When other people do it, we call them the Amish.
6) Only Santa can have a factory full of elves making Christmas toys for the entire world. When other people do it, its called slave labor.
7) Only Santa can be married to the same old woman for a million years without wanting to upgrade to a younger model. When other people do it…well to be honest, other people don’t do it.
Well so there’s my list, short and sweet, hope I didn’t destroy everything you believe in.
Happy Holidays!
What are other things that you think Santa gets away with?
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Comments (68)
I love all this. rofl I needed a little laughter to begin my day today!
Nice!!!!!! I agree with the first one, lol. But then again, I agree with all of them.
This is so funny!!! I agree!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
Haha, these are great.
Hhehehehe good list... why is it someone called a pedo for children coming and getting on his lap.. Santa is not asking kids to sit on his lap hehehe... still I like the list.
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haha nice!
Hahahaha only Santa can say "ho ho ho" and not get slapped in the face by a female.
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Hilarious shit. lmfao.
only santa can go around saying "ho, ho, ho" without offending eveery woman present.
He gets to have a big belly, and would get more insults if he were to have abs.
Only Santa can gorge on cookies all night long without being told he has an eating disorder.
hahahahahaha HA! Merry Christmas!
LOL. Love it.
Santa is also the only one who can go to everyone's house and smoke a bowl.
Lol! So true :)
@SimplyNita - Hahaha good one :)
rofl!! so true XD never thought of those things this way!
Hehehe very entertaining.
ahaha nice
This crazy thing on?
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lol funny stuff.
LOL! THIS IS AMAZING.
LOL. Epic.